funny confessions

I'm living the dream! I sleep all the time.
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My Christmas tree was too big for the car so I had to cut the top off. It wasn't so bad. I always wanted a convertible anyway.My bed is a magical place where I can suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.I've never been skydiving, but I've zoomed in on Google Earth really really fast.
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