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My Christmas tree was too big for the car so I had to cut the top off. It wasn't so bad. I always wanted a convertible anyway.I felt a little sick, so I googled my symptoms. Apparently I have brain cancer, diabetes and HIV.I am not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example...
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