funny confessions

I'm not a doctor, but I play one in the Emergency Room until security shows up.
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My Internet was down for 5 minutes,so I went down and spoke to my family. They seem like nice people.They say you are what you eat. So I'm gonna start eating skinny people.If it weren't for the GPS on my phone, I don't know where I'd be today.
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