funny confessions

I'm not a doctor, but I play one in the Emergency Room until security shows up.
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"Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"Sex is like comedy. Most of the time I don't get it, but I act like I do.My spirit animal should be coming off the grill around 4pm.
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