funny confessions

I'm not a doctor, but I play one in the Emergency Room until security shows up.
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Some people are like Slinkies... Useless, but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.Well, that was awkward. I was just about to hug someone extremely attractive and I walked right into the mirror.Why does everything take longer than my attention span?
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