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I'm not a doctor, but I play one in the Emergency Room until security shows up.
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This is what I look like when I wake up after a nap and am not sure whether 20 minutes or 10 years have passed.I have a few skeletons in my closet. Every single one of them deserved it.My wife says I take things too literally. I said: "So you're not eating this horse then?"
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