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"I'm sorry" and "My bad" are almost the same. Unless you are at a funeral...
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I wanted to make a card about the fact that today is the world Alzheimer's day... But I forgot what I wanted to post.Life without women would be a pain in the ass.Out of all the possible utensils to eat rice with... ...how on earth did two sticks win?!?
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