funny confessions

I'm starting to think the only jewelry I'll ever get from a man is one of those house arrest ankle bracelets.
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I could be a morning person. If morning happened around noon.Well, that was awkward. I was just about to hug someone extremely attractive and I walked right into the mirror.This is what I look like when I wake up after a nap and am not sure whether 20 minutes or 10 years have passed.
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