funny confessions

I'm starting to think the only jewelry I'll ever get from a man is one of those house arrest ankle bracelets.
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My Internet was down for 5 minutes,so I went down and spoke to my family. They seem like nice people.Well, that was awkward. I was just about to hug someone extremely attractive and I walked right into the mirror.I blame Disney movies for making me believe singing fixes everything.
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