jokes about men

I tell people I test security for a living. It's better than saying I'm a burglar.
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I love Halloween! It's the only time I can be seen in public with my wife!My doctor says he thinks I'm having a mid-life crisis. I was so surprised I nearly fell off my skateboard.As a homophobic, racist, paedophile I can safely say... ...NOTHING
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