jokes about kids

I took my Call of Duty back to the shop today... I lost my virginity last night
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When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me.I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radioMy daughter wanted a Cinderella themed party. So I invited all her friends over and made them clean my house.
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