funny confessions

I try to avoid things that make me fat ... like scales, photos and mirrors
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It's funny how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.If procrastination was an Olympic sport, I'd compete in it later.There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'. I coudn't resist.
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