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I try to avoid things that make me fat ... like scales, photos and mirrors
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I don’t make mistakes, I date them.I've had myself waxed 'down there'. Now my socks slide on real easy.It's a dog-eat-dog world out there. That's why I don't go out there. I stay in here where it's a man-eat-cake world.
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