drinking jokes

I used to be able to party all weekend... ...now, one night of drinking requires more time to recover than a minor surgery...
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I've finally reached the age where I can't function without my glasses... especially if they're empty.American beer is like sex in canoe. Fucking close to water.If I had a beer for every minute I was productive at work today... ...I would barely get drunk...
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