drinking jokes

I've finally reached the age where I can't function without my glasses... especially if they're empty.
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If I had a beer for every minute I was productive at work today... ...I would barely get drunk...Friday? More like a Get-wasted-and -pass-out-day.It's a ten minute walk from my house to the pub... Weirdly, it's a two hour walk from the pub to my house.
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