funny confessions

I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered nobody likes a quitter.
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My Christmas tree was too big for the car so I had to cut the top off. It wasn't so bad. I always wanted a convertible anyway.Well, that was awkward. I was just about to hug someone extremely attractive and I walked right into the mirror.I could be a morning person. If morning happened around noon.
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