philosophical jokes one liners

I wonder how Police on bicycles arrest people... "Alright, get in the basket."
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24 astronauts were born in Ohio. What is it about this state that makes people want to flee the Earth?So Kim Kardashian's arse is huge and has a lot of oil. I wonder if USA will invade it? Oh wait, my bad, half of it already has...The worst thing about having more money than sense is probably the fact I don't have very much money.
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