jokes about women

If a woman says she will be ready in five minutes, there is no reason to ask her about it every 15 minutes.
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Why can't we parallel park? Because we are always being lied to about what eight inches look like...Look, I'm trying to rant here. Stop interrupting me with "facts" and "reason".I'm a lady, but when I'm mad I am an evil sadistic bitch spawned from hell that will make you wish you were never born... When I'm happy, I bake and I'm cute.
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