drinking jokes

If I had a beer for every minute I was productive at work today... ...I would barely get drunk...
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It's a ten minute walk from my house to the pub... Weirdly, it's a two hour walk from the pub to my house.The only thing I hate about Friday night is that I can't remember it...Friday? More like a Get-wasted-and -pass-out-day.
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