drinking jokes

If I had a beer for every minute I was productive at work today... ...I would barely get drunk...
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I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.I used to be able to party all weekend... ...now, one night of drinking requires more time to recover than a minor surgery...I gave up drinking, smoking and sex. Worst 15 minutes of my life.
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