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If there was a Nobel Price for cookery, you wouldn´t win it
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Not to brag, but before something can be labeled "Idiot Proof," they run it by ME.My bed is a magical place where I can suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'. I coudn't resist.
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