funny confessions

It's a dog-eat-dog world out there. That's why I don't go out there. I stay in here where it's a man-eat-cake world.
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I've been waiting for the bus so long, someone just stapled a lost cat flyer to my chest.Sex is like comedy. Most of the time I don't get it, but I act like I do.A bunch of my friends are coming over tonight to play on their phones.
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