funny confessions

It's a dog-eat-dog world out there. That's why I don't go out there. I stay in here where it's a man-eat-cake world.
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I am not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example...I try to avoid things that make me fat ... like scales, photos and mirrorsThere's no excuse for laziness... But if you find one, let me know.
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