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It's a dog-eat-dog world out there. That's why I don't go out there. I stay in here where it's a man-eat-cake world.
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During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called from a hotel.Sex is like comedy. Most of the time I don't get it, but I act like I do.I fell in love at first sight. Sometimes, I wish I had taken a second look.
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