drinking jokes

It's a ten minute walk from my house to the pub... Weirdly, it's a two hour walk from the pub to my house.
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I need one more day between Saturday and Sunday"Alcohol is bad for my legs." "Do they swell?" "No. They spread..."I used to be able to party all weekend... ...now, one night of drinking requires more time to recover than a minor surgery...
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