drinking jokes

It's a ten minute walk from my house to the pub... Weirdly, it's a two hour walk from the pub to my house.
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I wanna throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted.I'm so proud of myself... Went for a pint and had only two!I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
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