jokes about kids

  • If the entire human population held hands around the equator a significant portion of them would drown.
  • Dyslexics are teaple poo.
  • Never go to seesaw with fat kid. It changes it into a catapult.
  • This kid has stuffed three plastic horses up his butt. His condition is stable.
  • 'Mommy there is a monster under my bed!' 'Be glad while you can, one day it'll be IN your bed...'
  • One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? Definitely not.
  • My Mum doesn't get the irony of calling me a son of a bitch.
  • "Dad can you explain women's logic?" "You're grounded!" "But why?" "Peanut Butter."
  • I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
  • The average income of a teenager is around 2 AM...
  • If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
  • Just got off the phone with my mom. She had a nice talk.
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