jokes about love

  • Side effects include weight gain, depression and loss of sex drive... ...Ask your doctor if marriage is right for you.
  • It's not that I'm always horny. It's just that you are very good at what I like
  • Roses are red, violets are blue. Today is a great day to have sex with you
  • Something Randomes: I really really like you And I think I love you Oeps!!! Your my best friend
  • I can feel you unlove me, and it hurts like nothing else. I suppose I'll just pick up the pieces, and try to love myself.
  • Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, doesn't know how to use what she has between her legs.
  • Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, doesn't know how to use what she has between her legs.
  • Your voice is sweet... But your slurping drives Me Nutzzzzzzz!
  • Jason, You are my soulmate. My heart and soul. You are my 2nd chance at life. I love you to the moon and back! You are my life my love always! Love, Tara
  • YOU SUCK!!! BIG FAT ONES!!!
  • SHHHHH!!! Shut up come here and!! ME
  • Can u blame me if I always Have this mental image Ov you maggs. ;)
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