jokes about men

  • Uni teaches us to work 11 hours a day, 7 days a week, two weeks a year.
  • If Monday was a person it would surely be friends with my mother in law...
  • Donald Trump is basically what would happen, if internet comments became human and ran for president.
  • I think we are BFFs simply because we are both to lazy to search for someone else...
  • I am so loyal. Even without girlfriend I don't have sex with other women.
  • Becoming a vegetarian... ...is a big missed steak
  • Sometimes I feel useless... ...then I realise, that I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants to breathe...
  • I could be a morning person, if morning happened around noon!
  • They try to buiry me but each day i dig myself out to live another day . . . . . . #chimpdog®
  • They try to buiry me but each day i dig myself out to live another day . . . . . . #chimpdog®
  • My man is not a very good swimming coach… ...I mean we’ve been trying for six months now and none of his swimmers have ever won a race
  • Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, doesn't know how to use what she has between her legs.
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