jokes about parents

  • My Mum doesn't get the irony of calling me a son of a bitch.
  • "Dad can you explain women's logic?" "You're grounded!" "But why?" "Peanut Butter."
  • The average income of a teenager is around 2 AM...
  • When I was young, I had to walk all the way to the TV to change the channels.
  • Just got off the phone with my mom. She had a nice talk.
  • If I ever have grandchildren, I get to tell them I'm older than the internet.
  • Living with a toddler is like using a blender with no lid.
  • Supervision. Not as cool as it sounds.
  • Just looked at the price of baby strollers. I think we're gonna have an indoor baby.
  • Don't grow up! It's a trap!!!
  • Dear kids, Want your wifi password? Clean your room, take out the trash & vacuum.
  • If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
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