jokes about sport

  • Whenever I feel the need to exercise I lie down until it goes away...
  • The BMI tables state that person of your weight should be at least 4 meters tall.
  • If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
  • I tried exercise but I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.
  • My brother's in prison for something he didn't do. He didn't run fast enough.
  • It takes 50 muscles to frown. Good workout.
  • Let's reflect for a moment on all those souls stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride stationary bicycles.
  • I never run with scissors. Actually, those last two words were unnecessary.
  • I've never been skydiving, but I've zoomed in on Google Earth really really fast.
  • I broke up with my gym. We were just not working out.
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