jokes about women

  • This Halloween, the only Candy I'm interested in swings from a pole and has daddy issues.
  • Your age or looks does not matter... ...your money does.
  • Don't tell me what I should do, and I won't tell you where you should go...
  • My doctor told me I suffer from Anorexia... ...like it's not enough that I'm fat.
  • Amazingly hakuna dame ananyeshanga Christmas, everyone gets some.
  • Amazingly hakuna dame ananyeshanga Christmas, everyone gets some.
  • I always dress up when I try to cook. The odds of me starting a fire are pretty high and I want to make sure I look good for the firemen.
  • I always dress up when I try to cook. The odds of me starting a fire are pretty high and I want to make sure I look good for the firemen.
  • I always dress up when I try to cook. The odds of me starting a fire are pretty high and I want to make sure I look good for the firemen.
  • I always dress up when I try to cook. The odds of me starting a fire are pretty high and I want to make sure I look good for the firemen.
  • I always dress up when I try to cook. The odds of me starting a fire are pretty high and I want to make sure I look good for the firemen.
  • Your crush might not always answer the phone. You know who will? The pizza delivery guy. And he will be over in 30 munutes.