jokes about women

  • I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry.
  • Sometimes I think, "Screw this, I'll be a stripper!" Then I realise I'm fat... ...and I can't dance.
  • Coffee keeps me busy until it's time to get drunk.
  • I am an intelligent, classy, well educated woman, who says "fuck" a lot.
  • A clean house is a sign of a wasted life.
  • You are my favourite person to judge others with.
  • Dear girls, We like you for your brains, not for your looks. Sincerely, Zombies
  • I got a call from a modelling agency today... They wanted me to pose for some "Before" pictures.
  • If a woman says she will be ready in five minutes, there is no reason to ask her about it every 15 minutes.
  • SPROUT PHARMACEUTICALS: I am a girl. I am not a libido drug. Love, Addy
  • To Sprout Pharmaceuticals, Pick another name for your sexual dysfunction drug. Love, Addy
  • You know what MISHKA? Let dem haters kiss your juicy bad arse cause theres nothing better thier mouths could do.