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I don't want to brag, but... ...I can handle pain until it hurts.
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Sometimes I wish your mother would have swallowed you..."Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"Unless you are a celebrity, Twitter is like talking to yourself in a crowded room...
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