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Kissing is like drinking salted water: You drink, and your thirst increases.
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It's a dog-eat-dog world out there. That's why I don't go out there. I stay in here where it's a man-eat-cake world.Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. I use coupons to get pizza...My brain is giving me the silent treatment today.
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