funny compliments

  • An die Person, die gestern ihr nagelneues iPhone in der Linie 1 vergessen hat: HÖREN SIE ENDLICH DAMIT AUF, MICH STÄNDIG AUF MEINEM NEUEN TELEFON ANZURUFEN!
  • Vergiss mich nicht.
  • STROKE - of luck?? NOPE! Sorry... that's just KARMA reminding you to mind your own business snitch
  • LOOKS LIKE ... KARMA KICKED YOU IN THE ASS !! STROKED OUT -AND- SOME CHICK TAKES YOUR BF ya ... I'm laughing @u
  • Heard you had a STROKE of... LUCK !? Nope, that was straight up KARMA BEEATCH! LMFAO
  • IT'S TIME!!! DO EVERYONE ELSE A FAVOR, PLEASE ... GO HANG OUT ON THE HIGHWAY OR SOMETHING!
  • "Shanty Town Pete" That Sewage-Mouth Little Wolf Belongs Right Here With The Rest Of Us Slum-Dwellers!
  • I love you and Happy New Year's to you. The preceding message as been brought to you from the bottom of my heart and a mixture of beer and vodka. Mostly beer & vodka though
  • I Was Once The Great Pumpkin And I Have A Message For My One True Believer, Linus I Got A Eye-Full Of You & Sally 51 Years Ago In That Pumpkin Patch I Hope You Burned That Blanket?
  • Being friends with me may cause certain reactions 1. side splitting laughter that may cause you to pee 2. random outburts of WTF 3. several cases of SMDH 4. ALL OF THE ABOVE
  • Yes my dear I do have A.D.H.D A deliciously huge dick
  • Sweetheart I'm not just special. I'm also a damn limited edition
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