jokes about sex

Max Factor makes eyelashes appear 3X longer, they should make condoms.
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If her bra matches her panties when you take off her clothes... ...then it wasn't you who decided to have sex.Being a gent, I always look away when a woman undresses ...so going to the strip club was a complete waste of moneySpanking is a one handed round of applause in appreciation of magnificient ass.
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