jokes about kids

Me: "Good night kids." Kids: "Good night mom." Me: "Good night bad kid-eating monsters." My husband (through radio under the bed): "Good night."
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Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.My Mum doesn't get the irony of calling me a son of a bitch.Just looked at the price of baby strollers. I think we're gonna have an indoor baby.
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