funny confessions

Mirrors don't lie. Lucky for me, they can't laugh either.
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My spirit animal should be coming off the grill around 4pm.I just knew I was going to get thrown out of the optimism society."Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
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