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My bed is a magical place where I can suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.
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I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered nobody likes a quitter.I'll be honest, even WITH a paddle, 'Shit Creek' doesn't sound like an ideal location for kayaking.I've been through the checklist 67 times... ...and I'm still not sure whether I've got OCD
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