funny confessions

My bed is a magical place where I can suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.
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I have swallowed so much of your DNA it makes us relatedIt's a dog-eat-dog world out there. That's why I don't go out there. I stay in here where it's a man-eat-cake world.I don't want to brag, but... ...I can handle pain until it hurts.
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