funny confessions

My bed is a magical place where I can suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.
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I lived with a girl for a few weeks. It was nice until she found out I was there.My Christmas tree was too big for the car so I had to cut the top off. It wasn't so bad. I always wanted a convertible anyway.Anything sounds wrong if you think about it long and hard enough...
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