funny confessions

My brother's in prison for something he didn't do. He didn't run fast enough.
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Mental backup in progress ... ... do not disturb.Sometimes I feel useless. Then I remember I produce carbon dioxide for plants to breathe."Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
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