funny confessions

My Christmas tree was too big for the car so I had to cut the top off. It wasn't so bad. I always wanted a convertible anyway.
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I've had myself waxed 'down there'. Now my socks slide on real easy.When I can't sleep, I eat. I think I have insomnomnomnia.Age has its advantages. Too bad I can't remember what they are
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