funny confessions

My Christmas tree was too big for the car so I had to cut the top off. It wasn't so bad. I always wanted a convertible anyway.
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My wife is a water sign. I'm an earth. Together we make mud.This match won't light. Which is weird because it did this morning.When I was young, I had to walk all the way to the TV to change the channels.
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