funny confessions

My Christmas tree was too big for the car so I had to cut the top off. It wasn't so bad. I always wanted a convertible anyway.
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Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. I use coupons to get pizza...Sex is like comedy. Most of the time I don't get it, but I act like I do.This match won't light. Which is weird because it did this morning.
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