funny confessions

My Christmas tree was too big for the car so I had to cut the top off. It wasn't so bad. I always wanted a convertible anyway.
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If procrastination was an Olympic sport, I'd compete in it later.Changed my computer password to "silence". Apparently the wife doesn't know that word.I had so much coffee I made it to work in under 4 minutes but I forgot to bring my car.
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