funny confessions

My Christmas tree was too big for the car so I had to cut the top off. It wasn't so bad. I always wanted a convertible anyway.
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I once was so drunk, I hugged my shower and asked it to stop crying...I have a few skeletons in my closet. Every single one of them deserved it.I've had myself waxed 'down there'. Now my socks slide on real easy.
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