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My Christmas tree was too big for the car so I had to cut the top off. It wasn't so bad. I always wanted a convertible anyway.
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Why do you never tell me you have orgasms? I would but you're never home.Sex is like comedy. Most of the time I don't get it, but I act like I do.When I was young, I had to walk all the way to the TV to change the channels.
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