jokes about kids

My daughter wanted a Cinderella themed party. So I invited all her friends over and made them clean my house.
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I childproofed my house... ...but they still get in.Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.My Mum doesn't get the irony of calling me a son of a bitch.
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