funny confessions

My Internet was down for 5 minutes,so I went down and spoke to my family. They seem like nice people.
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My wife says I take things too literally. I said: "So you're not eating this horse then?"The only time I laugh out loud at jokes is when my boss is telling them.I felt a little sick, so I googled my symptoms. Apparently I have brain cancer, diabetes and HIV.
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