funny confessions

My Internet was down for 5 minutes,so I went down and spoke to my family. They seem like nice people.
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This match won't light. Which is weird because it did this morning.Not to brag, but before something can be labeled "Idiot Proof," they run it by ME.Changed my computer password to "silence". Apparently the wife doesn't know that word.
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