funny confessions

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a bitch...
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I've never been skydiving, but I've zoomed in on Google Earth really really fast.If it weren't for the GPS on my phone, I don't know where I'd be today.I had so much coffee I made it to work in under 4 minutes but I forgot to bring my car.
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