jokes about kids

My Mum doesn't get the irony of calling me a son of a bitch.
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I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radioJust looked at the price of baby strollers. I think we're gonna have an indoor baby.Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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