jokes about sex

My penis was in the Guinness book of records... ...until the librarian kicked me out.
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Have you ever wondered if your mom kissed you goodnight after giving your dad a blow job? You are now!If sex is a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong…Why is Santa Claus always happy? He knows where all the bad girls live.
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