jokes about sex

My penis was in the Guinness book of records... ...until the librarian kicked me out.
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If you're thinking what I'm thinking... ...you need professional help.I'm about to take a hot shower. That's like a normal shower, but with me in it.I'd put more jokes about sex on here but I don't know much about it. I'm a married man.
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