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My shrink says if I take these pills I won't see you guys anymore.
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It's a dog-eat-dog world out there. That's why I don't go out there. I stay in here where it's a man-eat-cake world.Sometimes I feel useless. Then I remember I produce carbon dioxide for plants to breathe.Mental backup in progress ... ... do not disturb.
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