funny confessions

My spirit animal should be coming off the grill around 4pm.
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My Christmas tree was too big for the car so I had to cut the top off. It wasn't so bad. I always wanted a convertible anyway.I've had myself waxed 'down there'. Now my socks slide on real easy.The doctor gave me a new jacket! Now I can hug myself!
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