funny confessions

My wife says I take things too literally. I said: "So you're not eating this horse then?"
More from funny confessions category
If things get any worse, I’ll have to ask you to stop helping me.Well, that was awkward. I was just about to hug someone extremely attractive and I walked right into the mirror.I'm starting to think the only jewelry I'll ever get from a man is one of those house arrest ankle bracelets.
Link
Email card