jokes about love

My love is like a candle. If you forget my, I will burn your house down.
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Love is like a fart. If you have to force it it's probably shit.People think Cupid is a symbol for love. Personally, I find an arrow being shot through your heart by a flying baby quite horrifying.I'm probably single because I never forwarded those chain massages back in 2003.
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