jokes about kids

Never go to seesaw with fat kid. It changes it into a catapult.
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When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me.When I was born I was so mad at my parents I didn't talk to them for two years.Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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