funny rejections

No, I don't want to come to your cat's birthday party ...you freak. My dog's getting married that weekend.
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I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, you're probably one of them.This boy is ignoring me like a check engine light.I have nothing but respect for you ... ... and not much of that.
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