jokes about kids

Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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My Mum doesn't get the irony of calling me a son of a bitch.I was so ugly, my mother used to feed me with a slingshotThis kid has stuffed three plastic horses up his butt. His condition is stable.
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