jokes about men

Ordering something on the internet is like pregnancy. You wait 9 months and when it finally arrives it's not in the right colour.
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I could be a morning person, if morning happened around noon!Last night my wife told me I've got delayed reactions. I was so shocked I had to pause for a minute.My wife says I never listen, or something like that...
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