jokes about men

Ordering something on the internet is like pregnancy. You wait 9 months and when it finally arrives it's not in the right colour.
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Men don't grow up. They just get bigger.Sometimes I feel useless... ...then I realise, that I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants to breathe...Last night my wife told me I've got delayed reactions. I was so shocked I had to pause for a minute.
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