jokes about men

Ordering something on the internet is like pregnancy. You wait 9 months and when it finally arrives it's not in the right colour.
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I got so pissed last night I don't know if I found some keys or lost a car...I am a 'knows-nonsense' type of person.What's the difference between Jimmy Savile and David Cameron? Cameron is still shafting the vulnerable and disabled
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