jokes about men

Ordering something on the internet is like pregnancy. You wait 9 months and when it finally arrives it's not in the right colour.
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Sometimes I feel useless... ...then I realise, that I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants to breathe...I could be a morning person, if morning happened around noon!I know a midget that is gay. He just came out of the cabinet last week.
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