jokes about men

Ordering something on the internet is like pregnancy. You wait 9 months and when it finally arrives it's not in the right colour.
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My wife says I never listen, or something like that...I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offendersI got so pissed last night I don't know if I found some keys or lost a car...
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