jokes about work

  • Vzato logikou Andreje Babiše se Andrej Babiš stal kandidátem komunistů a víc než jeho komunistická minulost by nás měla zajímat jeho komunistická současnost.
  • To the BOSS who thinks "Delegation" means no work for said BOSS...
  • Trump Philosophy 101 If you can't dazzle them with brilliance Baffle and confuse them with your bullshit
  • If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle the masses with your bullshit
  • It is the first day of the spring today. Flowers are blooming, the birds are nesting, and love is in the air. In the meantime, I was stuck in the office, enjoying Monday.
  • Interviewer: So why do you want to join our team? Me: I've always been very passionate about not starving to death.
  • I'm not saying that I hate you. I'm just saying I would unplug your life support to start my coffeemaker. Too bad I don't drink coffee
  • Maybe if we all sit extremely still and quiet, Monday will not notice us.
  • Bored at work? Have a USELESS meeting!
  • Morning. The time everyone is jealous of the unemployed.
  • My wife's insisting I quit my job because she thinks its cruel that we test the products on animals. She's got a point, I guess. I work at a hammer factory.
  • My wife's insisting I quit my job because she thinks its cruel that we test the products on animals. I think she's got a point, I guess. I work at a hammer factory.